lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

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