Baby: M-m-m
Mom: Marxism will prevail?
Baby: M-mommy
Mom: You are a bourgeois sympathist baby and if you had been educated you would need reeducation. Instead, I will raise you as a communist

spookyvvebkin:

"you must reblog this everytime it’s on your dash” 

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firelorcl:

when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it

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meanplastic:

I though this was Lana Del Rey

meanplastic:

I though this was Lana Del Rey

breadonly:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

veryraresecrete:

╭̫◜⁘̫ ͡ ̮◝╮̫ 
(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
again! encore!

╭̫◜⁘̫ ͡ ̮◝╮̫ 
(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
Cashier: *dies at register*
Customer: are you open
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